Monday, August 09, 2004

To Clean or Not to Clean: A Rationalization

I was driving home from work experiencing the warm, sunny California weather. Par for the course. As is occasionally the case, I didn't wear my contacts and as a result, I didn't have on my sunglasses.

Clean cars suck.

The glare is blinding.

Clean, shiny vehicles are road hazards.

My dirty, rusty Blazer blinds no one.

By not washing my Blazer, I'm performing a public service.

Yeah. Right.

No comment on the crack in the windshield.

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