Signs It May Be Monday

1. Vehicle stalls at light during morning rush hour traffic and will not restart. Police officer must divert traffic while waiting for tow truck to haul said vehicle away.
2. Vehicle spends day at mechanic's garage where it starts on every single attempt. It fails to stall once for the three different mechanics who drive it or for the 1 1/2 hours it is left running.
3. Realize that tax preparer is an idiot who does not indicate all the places where signature is required. Acknowledge that another visit to tax preparer is in necessary to avoid audit on state taxes.
4. Go to fast food chain that boyfriend has been craving as a thank you for making him follow you home to make sure vehicle does not stall and leave you stranded. Fast food employee asks if he can bum a cigarette when you pick up food.