Signs That You Shouldn't Use the Pool in Your New Apartment Complex

In honor of it being summer and me finally living somewhere that has a pool, I submit the following reasons that I shouldn't use it.

10) The smell of pee when I step out my front door, and the fact that I can't be certain it's not human.

9) Watching a family load into their minivan to go to the public pool.

8) All the weight that I lost before I bought my swimsuit has returned.

Okay, so much for the top 10, let's speed this up.

1) Neighborhood children are actually playing in inflatable pools in the yard rather than the complex pool.